Hm, does that have enough "juicy?"
What if we have them riding on the pack of gum like it's a log flume ride...
I'm listening...
And they're all in evening gowns!
Ah, I dunno, something's still missing. We've got the gum, we've got fruity, but...
You're right, you're right... wait, okay, I've got it! Say we put the Japanese drag divas in early 70's black face?
Throw in a Japanese girl on the sidelines, and I say you've got a winner!
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see, this is a subtle cultural difference, because in Japanese, if you stack several outmoded stereotypes on top of each other, the kanji looks the same as the one meaning "fresh fruit flavor"...
maybe you can explain to me the brilliant marketing going on here -- from what I can tell, the consumers in the ad only choose the product after they are blown up, netted, and bribed...
I think you missed the important drawcards of bikinis and confetti there, trixie.
Most of those well meaning consumers were happy to be directed (by strategically placed diversion nets and bombs) from the apparent bliss of the mass produced, shallow and ineffective sushi (which may give you a good time, even party and dance with you, but leave no lasting impression) to the much more meaningful and affordable sushi provided by the place that wasn't despatching samurai warriors to hit them over the head with swords.
And then they got bikini girls and confetti. Everyone's a winner, I think.
Lackey! When did you get here?
This makes me miss winky.
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